I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught

Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason