I Drink Therefore I Am.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine