This Job Will Drive Me To Drink,

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.