Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.