The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.