You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.