I Seldom Took A Drink On The

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.