I Don't Know Why I Ever Come

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.