The Audience Is Never Wrong.

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

What I Like To Write About Is Stuff I Know. I Don't Think I Could Write A Novel. I Don't Think I Have It In Me To Come Up With Those Kinds Of Characters.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A Life Of Their Own.