Words, Once They Are Printed, Have A

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?