My Grandmother And I Saw An Average

It Costs A Lot To Sue A Magazine, And It's Too Bad That We Don't Have A System Where The Losing Team Has To Pay The Winning Team's Lawyers.

Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

The First Time Someone Said, 'what Are Your Measurements?' I Answered, '37, 24, 38 - But Not Necessarily In That Order.'

I Love The Writing. I Love The Idea Of Typing And Seeing It On The Computer And Printing It Out Myself And, You Know, Moving Sentences Around. I Like That.