List of Allan Sherman Quotes

Temples Also Take Into Consideration An Ability To Pay And, In A General Sense, Do Not Turn People Away If There's A Need,.

Teacher, Teacher, I Declare, I See Your Purple Underwear.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.

The Whole City Gives You The Impression Of Impermanence. You Have The Feeling That One Day Someone Is Going To Yell, "cut! Strike It!" And Then The Stagehands Will Scurry Out And Remove The Mountains, The Movie-star Homes, The Hollywood Bowl--everything.

You May Be Wondering Why I Went From Over There To Over Here. Well, That Was Choreography.

Grandma Cheated Whenever She Could. She Cheated Because It Was A Much More Scientific And Surer Way Of Winning Than Trusting To Luck.

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

Love Is Lovelier The 7th Time Around.

Anyone Who Calls It "sexual Intercourse" Can't Possibly Be Interested In Actually Doing It. You Might As Well Announce You're Ready For Lunch By Proclaiming, "i'd Like To Do Some Masticating And Enzyme Secreting."

Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile The Cold Cuts High; So You Should See Salami Coming Through The Rye.