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I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.