I Love To Go To Washington -

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.