Self-pity Is Better Than None.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.