Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.