I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation,

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.