Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!