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Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.