There's So Little Money In My Bank

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.