Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.