Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."