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There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.

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I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.