I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.