Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.