I'm The Woman Who Used To Think

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.