If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.