You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.