I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.