I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.