My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.