My Cousin Is Gay, In School While

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.