When I Was Born ... The Doctor

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.