My Best Advice: Fall In Love With

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.