I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.