Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's Face It, At My Age I'm Very Pleased To Be Anywhere.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.