If You Stay In The Business Long

The Happiest People I Know Are The Ones That Are Still Working. The Saddest Are The Ones Who Are Retired. Very Few Performers Retire On Their Own. It's Usually Because No One Wants Them. Six Years Ago Sinatra Announced His Retirement. He's Still Working.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.