My Act Is So Completely And Totally

Live Your Life Like You're The Hero In Your Movie And Right Now.

My Act Is So Completely And Totally Uncensored That The Only Way I Could Really Pull It Off Is If I Treat The Audience Like They're My Best Friends.

A Comic, All They Have To Do Is, If You Do Something Funny In A Comedy Club And You Put It Up On You Tube, It Might Get A Million Hits! All It Needs To Do Is Resonate With One Person Who Sends It To Their Friends, Who Sends It To Other People, And Before You Know It, It Has Spread Virally And Boom! All Of A Sudden That Person Has A Name.

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

If Life Wasn't Real It Would Be The Craziest Psychedelic Trip Ever