If Life Wasn't Real It Would Be

No Matter How Civilized We Are And How Much Society Has Curbed Violent Behavior. Human Beings Still Have The Same Genes They Had 10,000 Years Ago. Our Bodies Are Designed To Have A Certain Amount Of Physical Stress And Violence In Them. We're Designed To Run From Jaguars And Fight To Defend Our Territory.

After This Whole Acting Thing Is Over And Done, You Eventually Have To Be Human. Some People Are Never Human. It's Very Weird.

I Think Comedy Because Of The Internet It Has A Bigger Audience, A Bigger Fan Base. It Has Fans That Understand Comedy More Than Any Generation Before Because There Is More Guys Like You, More Guys Like Me, More Guys Like Louie Ck Who Talks About It A Lot. When You Get A Chance To See Perspective That I Don't Think You Ever Got To See Before.

When You Snatch Little Pieces Of Other People's Lives And Try To Palm Them Off As Your Own, That's More Disgusting Than Anything. Robin Williams Is A Huge Thief. Denis Leary Is A Huge Thief. His Whole Stand-up Career Is Based On Bill Hicks, A Brilliant Guy Who Died Years Ago.

Jiu-jitsu Has Been One Of The Most Valuable Tools I've Ever Had In My Life.