Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Don't Get No Respect

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.