I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.