I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.