I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.