I'm Not Going To Name Any Names,

The Trouble With The Jokes Is That Once They're Written, I Know How They're Supposed To Work, And All I Can Do Is Not Hit Them. I'm More Comfortable Improvising. If I Have Just Two Or Three Ideas And I Know How The Character Feels, What The Character Wants, Everything In Between Is Like Trapeze Work.

I Can't Prove It, But I Can Say It.

It's Back To School Time. Or As Home-schoolers Call It, Stay-where-you-are Time.

Pain Is The Body's Way Of Telling The Brain It's In Trouble. Similarly, Confusion Is The Brain's Way Of Telling The Body, 'all Right, Buddy, Drop That Book.

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.