I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And

Not Living In Fear Is A Great Gift, Because Certainly These Days We Do It So Much. And Do You Know What I Like About Comedy? You Can't Laugh And Be Afraid At The Same Time - Of Anything. If You're Laughing, I Defy You To Be Afraid.

Keep Your Facts, I'm Going With The Truth.

We [comics] Create Our Own Reality On The Show. I'm In A Cocoon Of The Character's Creation. Even Within That Reality, He's In A Cocoon. While I'm An Improviser And Enjoy Discovery, The Show Follows A Script. I Have A Pretty Good Idea What's Going To Happen. It's A Very ­crafted, Controlled Environment.

Thinking That Other People Might Be Better Than You Is What Makes You Canadian, Not American.

Turn Up Your Hearing Aid 'grandpa', Because I'm Only Going To Say This Once!