Pain Is The Body's Way Of Telling

I Used To Make Up Stuff In My Bio All The Time, That I Used To Be A Professional Ice-skater And Stuff Like That. I Found It So Inspirational. Why Not Make Myself Cooler Than I Am?

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

There's Nothing More I Love Than Mcdonald's Dollar Menu. With Just The Change I Find Between My Couch Cushions, I Can Eat Something With The Nutritional Value Of A Couch Cushion.

Atheism: The Religion Devoted To The Worship Of One's Own Smug Sense Of Superiority.

John Boehner Chose A Huge Gavel. I Think Somebody's Compensating For His Small Government.