If You Go To Church, And Like

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

Nothing Tires A Man More Than To Be Grateful All The Time.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.