No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.

A Theory Is No More Like A Fact Than A Photograph Is Like A Person.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.