A Really Busy Person Never Knows How

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

The Only Thing Some People Do Is Get Older.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.