The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

You Needn't Love Your Enemy, But If You Refrain From Telling Lies About Him, You Are Doing Well Enough.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

People Are Always Neglecting Something They Can Do In Trying To Do Something They Can't Do.