Nothing Tires A Man More Than To

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

Love Affairs Have Always Greatly Interested Me, But I Do Not Greatly Care For Them In Books Or Moving Pictures. In A Love Affair, I Wish To Be The Hero, With No Audience Present.

The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.